Larry Craig, Too Stupid to be a United States Senator
by James Glaser
August 29, 2007

Idaho United States Senator Larry Craig held a new conference yesterday. The Senator tried to explain why he pled guilty to disorderly conduct after he was playing footsy with an undercover policeman in the men's room at the Twin Cities Airport in Minnesota.

The Senator is now trying to say the whole affair was a mistake, and that he did nothing wrong, however, he claims he pled guilty because he didn't have a lawyer to advise him on what to do.

The man is a Senator, and he can't figure out that pleading guilty to making sexual advances to the man in the stall next to you in a restroom would be a bad idea. With brains like that, the man should not be voting on anything that involves our nation. For sure, Larry Craig has not one bit of common sense.

Now Senator Craig tells us he has hired an attorney, and that attorney is going to look into the matter. The man has pled guilty, and he has paid a fine, and now he has hired an attorney.

Somehow Larry Craig is going to try and convince the people of Idaho that he is not a pervert who looks for sex in men's restrooms, but that is what he pled guilty to. The man is way too stupid to be a Senator.

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